Um, the quality of this is pretty shitty. I might do a better version when I'm at home and have some time.
I want this to be a regular thing, I think it could be funny. But shhhhh, don't tell my wife. I don't think she would approve of our children talking shit to each other and threatening murder.
I find this delightful. But do you worry that naming a child Oliver may eventually lead to his spending time in a Dickensian Orphanage? Make sure he has plenty of fingerless gloves and scarves and tattered top hats if you want him to make it on the Streets of Old London Town.
I'm an incredibly geeky man who somehow happened to find a wife who apparently continues to love me. I have two children, the eldest of whom is a badass evil genius who will probably kill me one day, and the other obviously hates us and wishes he had different parents, because he never stops crying.
I'm a claims adjuster, but not really by choice. It just kind of happened when I didn't finish school.
We live in Minnesota, but we're always open for something different (even though Minnesota is the best I mean come on).
Um, the quality of this is pretty shitty. I might do a better version when I'm at home and have some time.
ReplyDeleteI want this to be a regular thing, I think it could be funny. But shhhhh, don't tell my wife. I don't think she would approve of our children talking shit to each other and threatening murder.
Hah! I laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteCUT YOU!
ReplyDeleteI find this delightful. But do you worry that naming a child Oliver may eventually lead to his spending time in a Dickensian Orphanage? Make sure he has plenty of fingerless gloves and scarves and tattered top hats if you want him to make it on the Streets of Old London Town.
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee! That is excellent.
ReplyDeleteMan more people coming before it's fully "finished."
ReplyDeleteOkay, here is the completed version. Much better quality and the grammar is fixed to match the first one.
I just Lol'd. Very, very hard. Look how cute they are together! Although you might wanna consider locks on their doors. Or possibly metal detectors.
ReplyDeleteHee Hee. This is adorable.
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